Trammell’s night with a bottle of Tom Collins mix. Despite the non-alcoholic nature of this beverage he is quite obviously sauced.
I have become one of the bleeding-edge ultra trendy. This is most clearly evidenced by my shiny new curvilinear toy. The silver shows that I’m ready to blast off into space. And the rounded edges prove that I’m a free-spirited thinker who can’t be constrained by the boxy ways of today’s society.
Just making this up as I go. I’ll get to the purpose or mission statement or whatever one if these days.